The United States is obsessed with zombies, there has been so much talk about them and people think they are real. They are on TV, in movie theater (World War Z) and eating some homeless man in Florida.
A fragrance company is now capitalizing on the niche, there are people who want to survive the zombie attacks and they would stop at nothing to do just that. One company knows that Z-Day preparedness is important, so they pitched in.
Fragrance company Demeter makes the most of what was relatively a small niche of specialized fragrances. Their latest offerings are these zombie scented perfumes for men and women.
The Zombie for Him fragrance is formulated with the scent of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss, and earth. In short, you’ll smell like a decomposing corpse once you spray this on. Zombie for Her is a “A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.”
A 1 oz. spray sells for $20, while the 4 oz. bottle sells for $39.50. Since they’re only going to be available through April 30, you might want to stock up for the zombie apocalypse.
I’d run out and get this, but people tell me I already smell like death.
Everyone will soon have bottle of one of Demeter’s Zombie fragrances, promises to “make the dead simply pass by without offending.” The perfume works by masking your natural human scent. But if your natural scent smells like a zombie, then you need not to purchase this fragrance.
Whether the eau de toilette actually works will be revealed during the looming apocalypse, but the spritz is no joke: Demeter also makes fragrances that smell like Play-Doh, Clean Windows, Bourbon, and Holy Water. No scent is off-limits, so the smell of barely-dead bodies shouldn't seem all that surprising.
Get this, a perfume has already been pitched for the popular show maker "The Walking Dead". If created, this would affect the marketing of this unique product.
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